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Tumblr Mouse Cursors

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via meetmeinthedugout)

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via god-save-the-cunt)

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

(via fryingsolo)

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A woman of substance is a woman of power. Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

(via god-save-the-cunt)

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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

(via god-save-the-cunt)

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fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via god-save-the-cunt)

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

(via vodkacupcakes)

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